CANNY DANNY
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MISERY meets CABIN IN THE WOODS and FIFTY SHADES in an erotic horror thriller that'll blow your socks off! Gerald Grimes, Failed Writer, needs a miracle to salvage his writing career and save him from becoming the next Assistant Night Manager at the local CrapMart. 'Canny Danny' Jackson is a fugitive serial killer with delusions of supernatural grandeur who wants to ensure that history records his unique legacy. He abducts Gerald and seduces him into chronicling the saga of Canny Danny and his otherworldly harem of cannibalistic sex slaves. Gerald believes the book will be a monster bestseller - but will this turn out to be a marriage made in Heaven, or Hell, or somewhere even worse? Draw the blinds, dim the lights, and get down-and-dirty with Canny Danny, Gerald, Number One, Dream Girl, and the World Famous Kandee for some Close Encounters of the Wicked Kind! Go ahead, who's gonna know? ;) WARNING: This is a horrotica (erotic horror) novel. It contains sex, violence, perversion, monsters, and (gasp!) Bad Language. COMMENTS FROM EARLY READERS: "Misery meets Cabin in the Woods and Fifty Shades." - Reader 1 "Like if Stephen King hooked up with Anne Rice and they spawned Rosemary's Baby." - Reader 2 "Depraved and far-fetched, but more literary than most such tales." - Reader 3 "It will shock you, titillate you, make you cringe, and even make you laugh a little. A fun ride!" - Reader 4 "Pleasingly creepy, smutty, snarky, and sick. Make it, feed it, f*** it, read it!" - Reader 5 "Do NOT read the end first!" - Reader 6 (Names withheld to protect the no longer innocent.)
